Sunday, September 05, 2010

Conspiracy Monday: Pentagon Propaganda

I'll bet you thought the New World Order agenda was all about international finance, secret societies, and the news media. Well, it's not. It's also about cartoon cephalopods telling you it's good to drink the tapwater.

In the video below, Alex Jones spends nearly half an hour dissecting a 15-minute episode of Squidbillies, a Cartoon Network/Adult Swim show about the adventures of a hillbilly squid. This particular episode ("Young, Dumb, and Full of Gums") featured the show's villain, a hedgehog-looking tycoon who sounds like Orson Welles, trying to scare townsfolk out of drinking the tapwater. "Barack Hussein Obama is sneaking fluoride into your drinking water," he announces, "to sterilize your testicles!"
This is probably a jab at Rush Limbaugh's "if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama", but Jones prefers to see it as a tricky Pentagon/NWO effort to endorse water fluoridation. You see, viewers won't want to identify with the idiotic redneck squids who are losing their teeth (please, ignore the fact that squids don't have teeth). So when the squids ultimately realize that fluoride is good for their teeth and that the villain has tricked them, viewers will automatically fall in line with the message that "poisonous" fluoridated water is good for them and continue drinking it. And then they really will be sterilized, which is part of the elite's agenda to eliminate 90% of the world's population.

I'm sure this all makes perfect sense to you, but you can watch the videos anyway...

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